i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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