Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
So. Much. Porn.
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