ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just took my morning after pill in the library
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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