it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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