I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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