Its about making memories worth repressing
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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