dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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