that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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