I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I don't think brook has ever known best
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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