what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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