No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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