READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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