you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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