So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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