why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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