rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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