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(256): View more from Alabama

Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later

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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?

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(904): View more from Florida

You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"

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(925): View more from California

I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.

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(708): View more from Illinois

No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.

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(586): View more from Michigan

How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?

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