im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Also, beer. Big fan.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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