I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I need to align my fucking chakras
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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