Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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