A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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