just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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