did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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