Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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