This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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