Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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