Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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