Do you still have your period?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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