i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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