Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
is it fun? or sober?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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