i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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