I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just blew my weed a kiss
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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