Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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