Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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