It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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