2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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