Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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