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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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