You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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