Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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