Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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