I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
