I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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