At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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