Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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