Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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