called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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