what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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