yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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