wat bout pragnant strippers??
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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