This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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