Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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